15 Truths Men Who Are Always Late Will Understand



“I’m on my way, just around the corner!” is what they say when they are actually snuggling down their pillows. You hate them. You feel like strangling them when they keep you waiting, but will they change?! Hell No! Never! So, you have made peace with it.

Now, you only get out of your house when they say they have already reached. Boom! They lied; they are still on their way. Here are some of the things you'll definitely relate to if you're always late. 

 

1. There’s Still A Lot Of Time

The reason why you get late is that evil voice in the back of your head that keeps saying, “There is still a lot of time!”

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2. They Can Wait A Little Longer

You always convince yourself that your friends can wait a little longer.

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3. Your Best Buddy is the Snooze Button!

No matter, how early you have set your alarm, you will always snooze it. I can sleep a bit more…

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4. No Time For Crap, Literally!

You never get to experience the morning calming crap sessions. You are already so late; you ain’t got time for shit.

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5. Late For Class, Again.

Why Am I Always late for class? You Always get late for class and you have been asking the same question to yourself since forever but still have no answer. 

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6. Are They Being Mean To Ask You To Come An Hour Early, Maybe Not.

You feel so betrayed when your friends ask you to come an hour early for everything.

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7. I’m On My Way

“Dude, where are you? The movie has started already!” and you always go, 

“I’m on my way”

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8. Opening Credits, You Never Got To See Them

You have missed the opening credits of almost every single movie and if you are at your best that day, you will miss the first half of the movie.

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9. You Have Missed Your Rides

Whether it is Ek Chalis Ki Last Local or Saade Nau ki DTC bus – You'll manage to miss.

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10.  Someday, I’ll Make It On Time

You have tried every possible way to wake up on time but still… Good God, you are late again!

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11. Ride or Die

You always have so little time to get somewhere that you have no option other than driving faster than the speed of light. 

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12. The God of Excuses

Is there a Norse God, who can make innumerable excuses? Yeah, we will name you after him or her because you people have got a decent supply of excuses with you, right?

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13. Your Friends Have Started Betting On You.

You are friends have now started betting on how late you are going to be.

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14. You Can Get Ready On Your Way

You can get ready on your no matter what your destination is. Work, Colllege, Weddings, Parties – Piece of cake! 

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15. The Grand Entry

And finally, you have arrived… People welcome you like a celebrity.. Fun, isn't it?! 

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Remember: Being fashionably late is also an art!





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